hair burner

a homosexual who works at a salon.

"Ew, what's that smell."

"Oh, a bunch of hair burners work at this salon."

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big head

an unusually large head in proportion to one's body - so much so that it bounces around

she's got a head like the taco bell dog

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skelf

Scottish slang for a wood splinter

"ouch! I got a skelf in me finger"

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klondike butt syndrome

KBS for short. when you unknowingly place your tush on an icy cold toilet seat. the result is a firce case of shrinkage and a slight constipation.

anticipating a pleasent dump, paul was stunned to find a ice cold toilet seat and got a wicked case of KBS.

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Poon dust

A magic dust that makes the wearer irresistable to the opposite sex.

I've got the poon dust on tonight, cause that chick wants my cock.

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Slom

1. A simple combination of the two words slut and mommy.
2. Word for a milf who hits on all of her son's friends.

Jeff: "Yo, what did my mom say to you?"
Paul: "Your slom didn't say anything, she just bent over and i stuck it in her ass!"

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puff

another name for hash, it is hard and needs to be burnt to use

dont put skunk in that spliff, use puff, its tastier

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