goddess

A person whose very existence transcends germ theory. Only known means of communication include loud shrieks at Costco employees and Muh' Freedoms(tm) aired on the local evening news solely for the luls. Originating from the self-given honorific of CWC, the Internet's poster child of Bad Endings in empathic development.

1. "How was work?"
"The usual. Kicked another goddess out because she wouldn't wear a damn mask."

2. Jen broke up with Tom after finding out he lied and went to Sturgis with his goddess friends.

hipster

A person who trolls niche branding, fashion, culture, or philosophy solely to be "hip;" usually of affluent background. A distinctively pompous nonconformist.

That tiny bar down the street used to be a cool hangout until tourists and hipsters heard about it.