fecal delivery

When a crazy person, often a female celebrity, purposely or while under the influence of substances, defecates in another crazy person or celebrity’s bed; often used as a legal term to avoid saying “shit the bed” in a court of law; a suitable medical term synonym for “bowel movement” if you want to get your doctor to laugh.

Johnny said, “Your honor, I woke up and discovered that Amber left yet another fecal delivery in my bed! It was definitely not from the dog, trust me, I know a dog pile when I see one!”

Bullarkey

“Bullarkey” /bo͝ol ˈlärkē/ or Bull Island Malarkey. When a local Poquoson, Virginia resident tells you a bunch of bullshit foolishness that you instantly realize and/or later confirm is a lie! 😂

My dishonest neighbor Marty on River Drive just fed me more Bullarkey when he said my landlord allowed him to park his shitty car on our lawn. The landlord just emailed me that nobody has permission to park on his property that we’re renting. Let’s call the Poquoson Police Department…again.