Rainiac

Someone who absoulutely loves rainy or cloudy weather.

Johnny lives in Portland because he loves loves loves the rain. It cheers him up. He is a rainiac.

Extreme rainiacs sit in the shower with an umbrella when rainy season is over.

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Throne-ite

Nickname for 'Game of Thrones' fans, an HBO show based on the epic fantasy A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin.

I never in the world thought I would ever watch a Game of Thrones episode. But I did... and now I've been hooked for two years. Its like smoking a Middle Earth crackpipe! I'm so addicted to this show... I can now say I am a true Throne-ite!

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Decency Flush

If a Courtesy Flush is flushing while still on the toilet (to eliminate odor for others' sakes), then a Decency Flush is simply flushing the toilet when done pooping... period.

Dear roommate: A 'courtesy flush' isn't required but a 'decency flush' kinda is. So please remember to flush after you shit your next hobbit. Okay, thanks.

Dear roommate: Found another shit show in the toilet today. Please refer to my last note... the whole 'decency flush' thing. Okay. Yeah. Thanks.

Dear roommate: Another hobbit found.

Dear roommate: Okay. Scratch the decency flush thing... moving on to 'mandated flush'. Please comply.

Dear roommate: I'm moving out. Not comfortable wearing this hazmat suit anymore.

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Dirt Dumb

Basically, the dumbest of the dumbest. Dumb as dirt.

Loyd is dirt dumb. He dropped his toilet paper roll in the toilet and put it in the microwave to dry it and burned the entire goddamn trailer park down. Dirt dumb.

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sand tagger

Those who write, scribble, and draw in the sand, on a beach. Derived from the term 'tagging' in the graffiti/street art community.

Bowlie loved the shore. He was a sand tagger. Every time he took a trip to the beach he would jot down his name with a stick or even his foot...

Sometimes small children would scribble his tags away and draw turds and stickmen and such. Angry teenagers would walk by and destroy the tags because they were spiteful. Sometimes God would intervene with wind or tides as well.

Bowlie felt he lost all 'beach cred' and took this as a sign and gave up sand tagging. He became a male prostitute.

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eroticon

An emoticon that doesn't resemble emotions of any sort, but erotica... or graphic dirty sex smut.

Here are some examples of filthy eroticons....

( o )( o ) is big breasts.

(O)(O) is big nipple breasts.

(. V .) is bra-covered breasts.

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/ /   \  is doggy style.

O{<---O{< is.... um... I have no clue what that is.

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cine-gamer

A gamer who most often buys and plays videogames that directly relate to or are derived by or adapted from a film or television show.

Eric: Johhny is a cine-gamer. Every Xbox game he owns is from a movie he's seen.
Dee: Doesn't he play normal games?
Eric: I think somebody told me he likes Pac Man.

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