Manky Fiver

The unique currency men from the west of Ireland use to pay for somebody's mothers services.

Dublin Man: Yo P-Dawg, what you get up to last night?

P-Dawg: I spend me last manky fiver on a go of your Ma.

Dublin Man: Ugh..

Soggy Tenner

To wrap ones penis in two 5 quid notes and engage in furious sex with a consenting partner. Sometimes the notes are put into a condom other times the notes are simply taped to the penis.

Guy 1: S'up, get up to much at the weekend?

Guy 2: Sure did man, I gave the girl from the sandwich place a soggy tenner, she loved it.

Gut 1: Nice!

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