Big rip

When a very unfortunate event occurs and you don’t know to declare, “oof, big sad, and Rest In Peace,” all at once, just say , “big rip.”

-BRUH!! I just stepped on the PE wet locker room floor, that’s fuckin’ DISGUSTANG!!

-oof, that’s a big rip!!

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No contact day

When you have cried too much the night before and you’re eyes are so dry that it hurts to put contact lenses in.

I’m feeling really sad, probably gonna go home and cry. Tomorrow’s a, “no contact day,” I see.