Chris

V) The act of taking an uncontrollable ass-ripping shit in all of five seconds.

(N) A manipulative jerkoff of a douche who willingly steals money from the elderly.

(N) Fagasshitwad

(N) Slang for any expulsion of bodily waste.

"OMG dude what happened to your jeans?"

"I had a massive Chris on the bus, punched a hole in the seat!"
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"Dude, how's your grandmother doing?"

"She's destitute now thanks to that piece-of-shit-crackfuck-Chris I'm ashamed to call my uncle."

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