trouser sneeze

The eruption smelly gas coming out of the anus. Sometimes it makes a noise sometimes it doesn't. The one that makes a noise is known as a trouser sneeze. You have to be careful not to follow through. See fart, trump and air biscuit.

"I've just done a trouser sneeze lads"

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Wall-mopoly

1.Any store chain, which is insanely rich and widespread, simply because it has cheap products and has more Mexican illegals working for it secretly than MEChA and the INS can count.
2.Any small-business destroying retail store.

Damn, not another wall-mopoly.

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Bhuddism

Eastern Concept of Sprituality/Religion, based on suffering and the cessation of suffering

That guy's a Buddhist!

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Crusty Craig

When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.

I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.

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Real ale

According to the Oxford English Dictionary, Real Ale is "a name for draft (or bottled) beer brewed from traditional ingredients, matured by secondary fermentation in the container from which it is dispensed, and served without the use of extraneous carbon dioxide."

Bloody good stuff.

Real ale puts hairs on your chest.

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Petting Zoo

My house every night.

Let's go over to his house, it's a petting zoo.

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n00bs

Short for noob, which in turn is short for newbie - a term used to describe somebody new at something.

"You thick n00b!"

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