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The plume of dust from a sandy vagina caused by a qeaf induced by bodily gas or repeated pounding in the ass.
Tom's Mom released a sandy fountain in his face yesterday.
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Dervied form a hard on that is not fully erect. usually happens when you are in a drunken state
Last night i couldent have sex cuz of my beer hard
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An organisation created by St Aidan's College, Durham to prevent the destruction of their own college due to the acidic, stella artois and "dirty shop" kebab saturated puke that seemed to be deposited everywhere. The mission of the Vom Watch was to name and shame any fresher who soiled the college carpets with puke and to ensure the cleaning bill was kept to a minimum.
Damn, Vom Watch rated me ten out of ten for that massive chunder I did at the formal last night. God, my head hurts...
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while having doggystyle intercourse, the man pulls out right before and blows it on a reeses pieces peanut-buttercup. He then hands it to his partner and they eat the salty goodness.
Dude, I gave her the biggest salty buttercup ever.
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Person one : Hey did u get into avon?
Person two : No, im goin to tp instead.
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