Payday Pothole

This phenomenon happens when you spend your whole paycheck in one day on either nothing that you can think of, gas, possibly bills or owe a friend, and have $5.00 or less to go the next week with till payday.

CarL: "hey man, lets go out and get a pizza tonight, I'm tired of eating toast"

HaL: " dude... I cant do anything this week, I just hit a damn Payday Pothole, I only have $4.00 for the week"

Snow Globing

If or when you have the unfortunate luck to live in the Northern states or climates, and it snows so hard you cant see 10 feet in front in front of your car, or out the window.

Hal: " Carl... why did it take you so long to get home tonight??"
Carl: " man, it was Snow Globing so bad I couldn't even find the car when I got out of WalMart"

The 13 Day Pothole

This happens when you get paid on Friday, and its all gone by that Saturday at noon, and you have 50 cents to make it till next payday... and you get paid BI WEEKLY...

CarL: " dude...!! you still owe me $40, man..I wish you could just f-n pay me this week, because I hit the 13 Day Pothole"

HaL: " looks like you're gunna have to wait... I just bagged a 13 Day Pothole myself, I owed my loan shark $300"