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"TURD BURGLAR" One who uses his tool to remove turd's from another fellows back passage
EG. Elton John. Julian Clairey. Dale Winton etc.
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AAAGH!!!! Put that "fucking knife down bitch" "You nearly had me nad's off".
"Doctor please could you sew me pork sword back on".
Sorry dear i know you caught me in bed with with your sister, mother& granny but please don't take my willy off.
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When a chav cannot be bothered to shower in the morning he brakes out the Lynx Africa and sprays down his track suit and trainers.
Yo Bruv! You smell like a Bulwell bath. Sketty man!