cunt-tastic

another way of saying someone is being a major bitch

well, arent you just fucking cunt-tastic today!

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Ho-in-deh-ha

its how stupid sound out the word HONDA

"What kind of fucking car is that"
"I dunno..looks like..Ho-in-deh-ha"
"WTF is that??"
"obiviously a ricer"

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Lucid dreaming

Lucid dreaming is basically dreaming while being aware that you are dreaming.If you are in a lucid dream, you will usually have some power over your dream - anything from being able to fly or making an object or room appear behind a door or inside a pocket right up to being able to change into animals and create a whole world! Lucid dreams have been scientifically proved to exist.

Last night I wanted to fly, and I flew. And I was in total control of it.

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M$

Short for Microsoft, used to imply Microsoft cares more for money than it does for security, stability, and anything else that could make a good Operating System.

M$ has another security hole.

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Fits

1. When clothes are the correct size for the wearer.
2. When an object is appropriate for the situation or surroundings.
3. Fat Tits.

1. Hey, this new jacket fits real well!
2. Yeah, that new couch fits perfectly with the rest of your stuff.
3. Damn! She's got some Fits!

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Wilma

A girl that looks hot on one night and then ugly the next, and so on alternating hot to ugly. Similar to the Seinfeld episode with the women who is good looking in certain amounts of light and ugly in others.

"I bumped into Kari last night, and didnt even know it was her, What a Wilma!"
"What's up with Audrey, she looked good last night and now she looks like my ass. What a Wilma."

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Blazing

When you are doing an action that is very fast coordinated and has an overall good impression.

"Dam man ,look at that guy on the dance floor!Shit guy,he's blazing"

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