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WHEN A TRAMP BORDS THE BUS THEN THE BUS STARTS TO STINK ALL OF A SUDDEN DOSNT HAVE TO BE A TRAMP
BUS SKUNK BORDS BUS......PASSENGER 1:COVERS Z NOSE......PASSENGER 2: OPENS Z BUS WINDOWS......PASSENGER 3 :MOVES SEAT .......PASSENGER 4: SPRAYS Z PURFUME IN DIRECTION OF THE Z SKUNK IN QUESTION....Z SKUNK IN QUESTION FALLS ASLEEP
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when someone raids under the Christmas tree the night before to open the presents and reseals them crudely
you:IM going go feel the presents. Christmas gangster:ok. you: looks like someone been tampering with the presents. gangster: fuck no!
when someone says something funny
friend says:you raggedy ass motherfucker........you respond: haa haa
someone who does dangerous stuff to gain recognition
Fucked up: I jumped off a 30 foot wall as a challenge yesterday..............you:fucked up bastard
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when you send a definition to a publisher and it gets refused for no reason
you:I'm going to send a new word to urban dictionary.........urban dictionary responds:we have decided not to publish your word..........you respond:those fucking bastards at urban dictionary refused another of my words for no reason the editor can suck the jolly green giants cock till he bust's definition refuser
SOMEONE WHO FEELS THE NEED TO USE CAPITAL LETTERS ALL THE TIME TO MAKE COMMENT MORE NOTICEABLE
a guy:I'm going to respond to that cap lock bastard to show him how dumb he is............cap locked responds:go fuck your mom trailer hicky trashbag motherfucker I love my CAP LOCKED
a guy who is addicted to space and time and hadron collider and likes arguing with William lane Craig the bible expert
Lawrence krauss: how can god exist there's no real proof and the bible was wrote by iron age peasants who never knew thew the earth orbited the sun........William lane Craig responds: no no no lawrence you got that wrong there is proof from the the people who where around...........Lawrence krauss:but I proved that a universe can come from nothing............lane Craig:your not making sense your saying something came into existence without space and time being there which is not possible!!!!!!!!!!! .......Lawrence:o shit I been rumbled
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