mule's finger

When a woman's sex organs prolapse, and form a long protrusion.

Not a large following as a sexual fetish; not heavily popularised.

"Ha. That woman's got a dong."

"No. It's something much worse. I've been told that: after a really good pounding... when it's all hanging out... If it gets cold real quick or you startle her...then... she gets hard. She calls it her mule's finger."

"Eww"

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shatoon

He who is said to bring corn in times of great famine. When his presence is announced a feast of corn prepared in a multitude of ways is sure to follow.

Also something forbidden that can be done by children watching TV.

"Who are you, what are you doing here?" Man commands.

"I go by many names, and I am here because I am needed. They call me shatoon, bringer of corn." Replies Shatoon.

Man cries softly.