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to have an orgasim and your penis shoots a large load of semen
that was the best dick poo i have ever felt
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Widely regarded as the scum of the universe, chavers maily live in the Noth-East Of England in such cities as Newcastle. I live near there, and you cant walk down the street wearing anything black without hearing 'Oi Gof git ova ere now so wes can kik ya teef in ow, ya fookan cont ow'. Chavers move around in packs, cos they are really soft as shite. They listen to new monkey and smoke everything from cannabis to oregano (yes they're that poor).
Charv: Ow man giz a tab ow
Goth: Fuck off
Charv: Oi man ya fookan cont (pulls out kitchen knife), giz all ya moneyz or ill knife yas
Goth: (Pulls out sawn-off shotgun and blows charvs head off)
Passers By: Yeh! Kill the Charvs, Kill The Charvs
Mayor Of Newcastle: I hereby give this brave goth 1 million pounds and a free holiday to the bahamas for killing that disgusting charv
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a terrable desease than can only be caught when you are born with your legs behind your head
u r born normal but as u grow older your private parts go mouldy and eventually fall off
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We went out last night to tie one on, but his biatch showed up and ruined the whole thing
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To undress someone by staring at them constantly, and annoyingly.
Im tired of being eyefucked by that staring son of a bitch.
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a chunk of your innards that shoots out of your pee hole when urinating
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