Sandbox

A plate or tray that is used for breaking up and snorting cocaine.

My sandbox is a petri dish.
Don't sneeze near the sandbox; you'll get coke all over the floor!

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murphy brown

a woman (usually older) that is generally unattractive but nonetheless makes you horny

"check out condi rice giving bush a BJ. she's a murphy brown"

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fanfiction.net

a stupid site where otakus, goths and nerds (all idiots) go to talk about anime and anything from japan (because everyone knows EVERYTHING from japan is cool especially the yakuza and kamikaze pilots. when people don
t agree with them, they use "witty" comebacks that they think make them cool and the mods and admins delete good stories because of obscure rules that contradict many others.

"I went to fanfiction.net to look at some anime strories to masturbate to" -Otaku

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bur

slang term for a beer

Johnny: Hey man, will you grab me a bur out of the fridge?

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dust scene

popularized by dragonball z when someone gets energy raped and for 10 minutes you see dust. cue the bad guy coming out unharmed and the heroes acting like they didn't know he was still alive.

see also: buu's regeneration

tommy took a huge shit and the smell was like a dust scene

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Dogit?

Shorthand for:

Would you dog that bird?

See a 50/50 bird & ask your mate: Dogit?

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caf

The term used as a spoken abreviation of the word cafeteria, and is used mostly by college students across the country.

"where you eatin at?"

"I'm bout to go to the caf they got fried chicken today"

"Word?"

"Yea"

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