Linux

A highly stable OS designed for the most elite of computer users. Apparantly it is often dissed on by computer newbies and gamers who think that is is an inferior operating system. There aren't many games for it, hence the reason computer gamers dislike it. And lazy bums don't like it because you actually have to do some work to install something. Or even read a readme file god-forbid! Newbies hate it because it helps eliminate 'clicky-clicky-clicky', the repetitive disease most windows users suffer (which is also apparantly addictive). Linux machines take up a very good portion of all network servers, and due to their stability - companies that use these systems rarely suffer from downtime. Because of these features, Linux is perfect for both businesses and geeks alike. It is also much more cost effiecient, see below.

Price comparision:
Windoze XP - $100-200
Windoze 2000 Pro - $180
Windoze 2000 server - $900 +
Windoze 2000 Advanced server - $1200+
Linux box set with documentation and official CDs - $20 - $70
Linux (any distro) - Free download

Woot! Look at that penguin go!

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desperate housewives

overhype. a show that's main appeal is sex. you're screaming and getting horny. no. a cock doesn't even touch outside of the pants. just a shitty soap opera about how women are superior despite how they ramble that women are equal to men. (I am not chauvenist. a favorite among adolescent and high school boys because they think it's porn.

it's a shame most women are like the bitches in this show.

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blowin' up

1- Exploding.
2- Inflating something.

"The lab! It's blowin' up!"
"A bunch of clowns blowin' up balloons."

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lando

Betrail of friends. Submitting to the enemy.

Lando: "I'm sorry, they arrived right before you"

3rd person: "You Lando"

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auswitchz

A city in eastern Europe, infamously known as the center for the Nazi, "final solution."

This train of Jews is headed for the chimneys at auswitchz.

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massacre

the title of the somewhat controversial cd by 50 cent including such tracks as Ski mask, candy shop, disco inferno, piggy bank, and others. This was probably titles the massacre because he tries to talk about a lot of people, rappers, and hoods.

From Ski Mask Way on The Massacre

"m tryin to stay out them pens, so I switched states
Bad news V-A now that sounds great
I see niggas wit that ice on, rims shined up
This towns one big pussy waitin to get fucked"

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shit box

a box construction workers shit in when there are no toilets around

i fell in crap when the shit box i was using collapesed

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