Lucage

Someone who worries or intimidates sheep.

Here comes Lucage, Hide your sheep!

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dij

digital camera

Is that a dij? or It is a dij.

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geico

v. fornification with a lizard
n. shitass commercials

Killer: give me your money. even if you don't i'm still gonna kill you

I just saved a piss load of money on car insurance by not going to geico

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the point of no return

the 3-5 seconds before you blow your wad

Phil: cassie..i'm...i'm...gonna...
Cassie: *suck, slurp* oh *orgasms* your cock is so hard! *another orgasm*
Phil: i've entered the point of no return!
*4 seconds later*
Cassie: I love swollowing your cum!

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grouter

short for Ghetto Router, usually an old computer (486-ish) used in place of a Cisco or Linksys router by network saavy folk.

I just upgraded my grouter to 64MB RAM!!

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Leat

Another way of typing 1337, l33t, leet, etc.

Omg. That was leat. Very leat.

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T.A.P.

short for Tight Ass Pants--lotta really shitty looking people wearing TAP. can also be a good thing (when chicks wear them)

"damn dude...that chick's wearing T.A.P."

"haha look at that mod kid with T.A.P."

"man wtf is up with skaters and their T.A.P."

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