uncle craggle

Noun. That strange drunk man at the party that insists you call him Uncle, and sit on his knee, when you are in no way related. Items always seem to go missing after Uncle Craggle has visited.

Come talk to your Uncle Craggle. All right!

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phish

the best band that will ever exsit...

people that say phish sucks can go fuck themselves...

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fu fu meat u

Quote. The last words of Big Col (the famous poet) before he collapsed in a mixture of ketchup, gravy and pie. Big Col was extremely drunk and had no idea where he was, what he was doing or what he was saying. This term is used by anyone trying to express the same in their last statement before unconciousness.

Schlabb mraa? Splerr. What? Bastard. Curry. Mfurrah... Fu fu meat u.

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chunderwuzzer

Noun. Any mad australian that has had too much to drink, been thrown out of a pub and is laying in the street with his trousers around his ankles sobbing and vommiting - constantly living the fu fu meat u moment.

Why is Cobby crying like a bitch? Why is he half-stripped? Has he been raped? What a chunderwuzzer.

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crack smoking juju bean eating booboo

Expression exclaimed out of frustration or elation. It also may be used as a derogatory adjective or noun, such as: "Hey Guerry, you crack-smokin', juju bean eatin' booboo!"

Hey Guerry, you crack smoking juju bean eating booboo.

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Strawberry Cheesecake

The act of cuming in a womans face followed by a hard punch in the nose.

After our hot date I took her home for a strawberry cheesecake

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illingworth

Verb. To display a camp look of complete stupefied blankness in response to a concept, event or word.

I asked him where his metatarsals were and he just illingworthed.

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