eggplant

short for eggplant squatter.

I hate eggplants. What a filthy

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UGA

The University of GAYgia, in Fagthens!

Go UF!!!!!! Beat UGA!!!!!!

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eggplant squatter

One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.

I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.

Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.

Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?

One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.

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organic dildo

A dildo consisting of a slug of solid human organic exudite waste. Generally employed in a bout of coitus.

"He bent over, spawned an organic dildo, pulled it out, and shoved it up her ass."

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fester

One who finds personal satisfaction in the ingestion of human stool.

Fester the ingester.

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eurotrash

Often traveling in pairs, Eurotrash promenade their slim and overly fragrant bodies to trendy locales. Not wealthy through their own efforts, they are highly demanding.

See: Italiana with beau both swimming in CHANEL and hair gel

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nuerburgring

The most (in)famous race-track in the world. Located in Germany. Not for wimps...

I've crashed my car at the Nuerburgring...

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