TLDM

thug lives don't matter

"Another deadly weekend in Chicago."
"Yawn. TLDM."

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mudsharkery

The practice of being a mud shark, i.e. a white female, usually fat and unattractive, having a black boyfriend.

"I see another white girl was killed by her black boyfriend.''
"Yes, mudsharkery never ends well."

Name Shame

Unintentionally insulting a black person when you first hear their name, by your unconscious physical reactions, such as eye rolling, unsuppressed smirk, laughing but pretending you're coughing, or spitting out your coffee.

"When I was introduced to the new employee La'Sh' N'Quisha, I name shamed her by falling backwards out of my chair."

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WAJJAASN?

Acronym for "Where Are Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton Now?"

Appropriate comment whenever a black gentleman commits an unusually heinous crime against a white person (not for your common everyday example of black-on-white crime.)

Latwon: I see another brother has raped and killed a white girl.

DeWayne: It's society's fault! (laughing)

Chandler: WAJJAASN? (quietly, so as not to be attacked)

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Hawaiian Road Apple

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.

Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.

bravo mike

Black male, in police radio lingo.

Another violent crime against a white person. The newspaper reported the perp's age, gender, height, weight, clothing and car but not his race. Of course, everyone knows it was a bravo mike.

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Realtor Eyes

Bulging bugged-out eyes like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's.

"The bug-eyed bitch who looks like realtor.” Barr, 66, mutters, “She got them realtor eyes,” and opens her own eyes wide.