Superhoe

When your bitch/Girlfriend or baby's mama kicks your ass,For:Not paying (Insert bill here) being lazy,or when catching you cheating on her.

Guy 1:Damn,Did you hear what happened to keith last week?

Guy 2:Nah,What happened?

Guy 1:Keith's bitch went superhoe on his ass and knocked him the fugg out.

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Fucked up funny

Laughing at a tragic accident,Causing people to think you are sick and fucked in the head.

"We saw a video of a car crash and when we saw the two passengers fly out of the windows like rag dolls,We we're rolling on the floor laughing!"

"Dude,that's fucked up funny!

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Interior Crocodile Alligator

Originally from a freestyle by "Chip Da Ripper"

Translates to:

I own a chevy whos interior has been refinished with reptile skin, and has been upgraded to support video via LCD screens located in the front two headrests, and dashboard toped off with dolby surround sound and giant subwoofers in the trunk.

Interior crocodile alligator,I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

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yak

Alcohol

Rich Guy:Looky here, baby. You're hittin' them corners too goddamn fast. You need to slow this motherfucker down, you understand? I almost spilled my 'yak on this $200 suit, nigger. Come on, baby, keep it together.

Rich Guy's Chauffeur:Yeah, whatever, motherfucker.

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Alfred Bitchcock

1:a tern of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF's

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Girl 1:Whaddup Alfred Bitchcock!

Girl 2:What you talkin bout' willis?

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