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Girl with no bra and panty

The search that changed my life (for the worse!!!!)

PS:::: I was SIX!

SEARCHES: "Girl with no bra and panty "
PORNHUB? WHAT IS THAT?

clicks on it:

gets caught in 4K UHD 10000 Megapixels by his MOM

by PLEASE READ!!!! March 1, 2024


Gain Higger

A synonym for the phrase, "gay nigger" that subsequently means the same thing.

Rob: I hate Gain Higger's slaves!

Taqueesha: What did you say naga?

Rob: Huh??? I said I hate GAIN HIGGER'S SLAVES!

Taqueesha: *Pulls out an illegally purchased m9 and shoots Rob!*

Rob with his last breath: Fuck you you ugly black musty cunt nigger faggot!!!!!!!!!

by PLEASE READ!!!! March 1, 2024


Victor

Victor likes to make jokes on Raya. Victor Calls Raya (Rye-uh) "Ray-uh"

Victor: "Raya, (Ray-uh) Why do you have So Many Muji Pens?"
Raya: "Why Does It Matter?"
Victor: *Steals Muji Pens*

by PLEASE READ!!!! February 28, 2019

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John Summit

The Best DJ Alive

♫♪♪ I get this feeling
I wanna be where you are
I wanna be where you are
I wanna be where you aaaaaaaaaaaaarrreeeeeeeeeeee ♪♪

Tiësto: Did you hear John Summit's new song, "Where You Are?"

Avicii (from Heaven): Yes
DJ Khaled: GOD DID

by PLEASE READ!!!! February 29, 2024


beacon high school

The Beacon School is a highly-selective college-preparatory public high school in the Hell's Kitchen area of Manhattan in New York City near Times Square and the Theater District. Beacon is a member of a group of schools called the New York Performance Standards Consortium.

Instead of the regular NY State required graduation assessments (Regents Exams), students at Beacon complete performance-based assessments (PBAs) in History, Science, Math, English. However, they still also need to earn a passing score on the ELA Regents Exam.

I AM A STUDENT HERE right now and the school is OK at best. There are ALOT OF BADDIES but that number will go down as a bunch of bumbaclot kids mess up the school. Your first crush will be your crush of many - however, you will soon see that the girl you like has a body count of one hundred with a snapscore of 1.2 million.

Also, be on the lookout for Mr. BEALS and Mr. MOSCOW!!!

AND DON'T DO DRUGS! THE SCHOOL BECAME A HELLHOLE OF GHETTOS WITH NO LIFE AND NO REASON FOR GETTING INTO BEACON WHILE ON METH AND HEROIN SMOKING ZAZA AND PLAYING FRILL MUSIC IN THE CAFETERIA

Mr. Beals: I AM MR. BEALS AND I WEAR A USMC T-SHIRT EVERYDAY WITH TAN AIR FORCES AND I LOVE TO YELL AT KIDS AND FAIL ALL OF THEM!

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Kid 1: Hey! You know Jay Critch went to beacon high school?

Kid 2: I don't care. I am only applying for the BADDIES!

Kid 2: Gets Accepted
Kid 2: One week later: GRA GRA GANG GANG GANG IM SMOKIN ON LOTTI THESE OPPS ON MY DICK YEE YEE YEEEEEE

by PLEASE READ!!!! May 15, 2023