Sober Soldier

A person who remains sober at a party to ensure the safety of their friend by preventing them from commiting stupid acts involving violence, drugs and sex.

Bro heading out to an acid party with mona can you be my sober soldier?

sure bro!

Girlfriend Goggles

Almost the opposite to Beer-Goggles

When a guy believes that no other girl is hot because he has a girlfriend.

"That chick over there is pretty hot"

"Nah not really"

"Oh shit he has girlfriend goggles on ignore him."

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Riverstoned

When you become drunk and high at the same time.

Bro wana come over and get riverstoned?

sweet ill bring the weed you bring the beer.

awesome!