FFB

Abbreviation for fatso fatty butt. A fatty with a big booty or fat ass. A lardass.

Guy #1: "Look at her! She has big tits. I'm going to try to hook up with her."

Guy #2: "Are you kidding? She's a total FFB."

Guy #1: "Really?"

Guy #2: "Yes. You're drunk. You're wearing beer goggles and you're about to go hogging.

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lard wagon

An SUV. So called because so often the person driving an SUV is a fatass, and SUVs are such good vehicles for a lardass.

There goes that fatty in her lard wagon. Too bad she's so fat she can't drive a regular car like the rest of us.

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smoker's rights

The misguided and incorrect notion that smokers have, or should have, rights related to their smoking. Chavs and other forms of white trash believe in smoker's rights just like children believe in the tooth fairy. Many people who feel entitled to smoker's rights also feel they are entitled to welfare and Medicaid.

The big fat chav slob got upset when told to put out her cigarette in the restaurant and started yelling "smoker's rights" until everyone laughed at her as she was thrown out of the place. She felt that she had a right to make others smell her gross odor, instead of others having a right to clean air while they enjoyed their dinner. She, of course, was also one of those idiots who thinks that it's unconstitutional to require someone to get a driver license to drive on publicly built and owned roads, to pay income taxes (even though the 16th Amendment explicitly authorizes them). She's probably also so stupid that she doesn't realize she'll get cancer soon, and look wrinkled and ugly before she's 30 years old.

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blubbernaut

A hogger; one who has sex with a fat chick; one who plays nail the whale.

Don is a blubbernaut. He did four fatties last semester.

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blimpy

Fat or overweight or plump, especially in reference to a fat chick or big tits.

Look at that girl in the low cut top by the bar. She's rather blimpy, with those big jugs spilling out everywhere.

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calorie queen

A fat chick; a fat girl; a woman who is overweight or obese.

I got so drunk that I ended up shacking up with a calorie queen.

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Happy Hogging

What one says to a hogger just before he commences a hook up with a fat chick. A farewell for a wingman before he will fall on a grenade and hook up with the duff so that his friend can have the cutie. Bon voyage for nail the whale. A good way to wish someone well as they depart for some fatsex with a plumper.

I asked Fred if he was going to shack up with the big fat fatty he met at the bar. He said yes. I told him, "Happy Hogging!"

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