Phallusmobile

Any oversized motor vehicle that resembles a bad characature of a real car. Phallusmobiles include SUVs, big ole trucks with tractor tires and KC lights, and anything else that is a giant penis on wheels to compensate for someones insecurity.

Also known as Sport Utility-Kill-Anything-I-Hit-Mobile. They are distinguished by there custom safari or IM GOING TO KILL YOU bars on the front of the vehicle in order to in fact kill anything that is hit without damaging the phallus.

"I need a new phallusmobile for my family of three, we need the room." "I just want to keep my family safe by killing anyone else I hit in my ginormous Phallusmobile."

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Caboose Slag

Any female that frequents the scumfuck bar The Loose Caboose (The Loose Asshole) in Lafayette, Louisiana.

Typically a college-aged female, but not necesarily college student, who listens to nu metal, has tribal tattoo(s), still wears the same Jncos bought from Gadzooks in 97', and has a myriad of issues that require her to take depakote or some other crazy person medication.

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Changes Slag

Any female that frequents the scumfuck bar Changes, in Lafayette, Louisiana. Related to the caboose slag but a few years older and having a few more STD's.

Dude you went home with a Changes Slag.

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