gibberish

the definition for gibberish is when two or more persons engage in a conversation which makes absolutely no fucking sense

dj Phanta-C: I was rowing my boat down the street when I ran into a penguin who was riding a dirt bike in circles cause he dropped his pocket
michelle: yes i also seen the penguin in miami at disneyworld where he took me to breakfast that night and we flew around iowa in a garbage truck eating scarecrows for dinner

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Snuggletray

An affectionate nickname use for a significant other or "partner." Derived from the tradition of combining romantic action with a household item (i.e. Cuddlebucket)

I wuv you to snuggletray.

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softballa

a chick who is awesome at softball. this term is reserved only for the most bad ass softball players. not to be taken lightly.

Oh shit, that catcher is so good. She's a true softballa.

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Kirk hamilton

world greatest pimp that loves his girlfriend ariana very much. Never be afraid to express your feelings or this may effect the beast and cause him to eat uncontrollably

"Kirk, i dont love you"
"shut up yea you do. silly ho"
"your right i do love you"

lomeandyoue

1. Comes from the much-cliched word "love." The letter "V" has been known to mean "me and you." Thus, "lomeandyoue" is a simple substitution of that letter with the phrase "meandyou."

2. A deep, solemn expression of the most fervant and passionate of love. This term of endearment is only used between lovers who are so bold as to scoop in the deepedt of depths of their hearts to reveal what is the undeniable truth of their feelings.

On his deathbed, the lover turned to his wife of ninety years and looked into her beady, black eyes filled with ageless wisdom, saying, "I lomeandyoue you."

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Geyotun

1. Guttural noise derived from “ge-ert” an utterance by a high school math teacher. It developed through various mutations until arriving at its present pronunciation.

2. Name of underground newspaper at Broadneck Senior High School.

Ms. Sharma are we having a math test today?” asked Dave.
“GEYOTUN!” Ms. Sharma replied

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Thug passion

A combination drink. By mixing 1/2 alize, and 1/2 hennessy u'll live it up the thug way

thug passion

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