weed

special plant that grows places

weed is phat.... and by phat i dont mean fat but phat... with a ph

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skeeek

n.the noise a fart makes when you are sitting on the couch with some people, and you try to hide it, but it sneaks out

Marks ass: skeeeeeeeek
jane: ewwww, mark totally just skeeeked
wayne: ha ha, your chances of getting cooch tonite are slim mark
marks mouth: F U

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Counter Strike

A MOD for half life. A fairly decent game, ruined by its comunity and often too simple for players of "better" mods, such as DoD and FA.

It is often to find a clan server who consider themselfs great, who are beat by a new clan and then make up bullshit and fail to come up with evidence to prove that said clan was being abusive towards female gamers.

Often clans will have an inferiority complex and ban anyone who dare to call anyone a poof for camping and wasting everybodies time, when face with better oponents they will make up tales of abuse to get them banned and secure there league position.

-=npa=- : they where saying they where gonna rape us..

Better clan : its a widly accepted gaming term (seeraped)

-=npa=- ok we'll show you the logs that say they where being abusive

Better clan : ok then

-=npa=- *sees the logs prove otherwise, says he hasnt got time and wants the better clan benned anyways*

Better clan : stupid fucking children, got beat did you?

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pillay

the facial hair below ur lower lip.

"cool pillay bra!"

Derivation: teacher at nsbhs has one and i didnt know wot it was called so it is now a pillay

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butt puff

Farting on your hand and smelling it

Johnny gave himself a butt puff

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shiznizzle

adj. without a doubt the best ever; unmistakenably the greatest of all time
v.to entirely be owned in the most embarresing way

adj. that cheese cake was the shiznizzle at christmas
v. jan got shiznizzled when bob pants her in front of shery

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steissbeinfistel

german word for "pilonidal cyst".

a steissbeinfistel is an inflamation at the top of your ass that builds little channels in your skin to spite out the matter.

if you once get this disease you should go to a surgeon. the surgeon will cut a big piece off you ass. if you're a lucky one it won't never come back.

fistel-victim: "treasure, I got a pilonidal cyst!"
treasure: "gfy!!!!111!!"

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