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beft

to gargle the bodily fluids of cloven hoofed mammals (blood and semen most commonly used).

Having killed the yak Pouyan mixed up a gnarly potion from its juices for Freddie to beft.

by POW POW POW January 13, 2011

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schrödinger's herpes

When you are awaiting the result of your STD test and you may or may not have herpes.

-Girl: Take your pants off!
-Guy: Sorry babe, the test results aren't in yet. I got schrödinger's herpes.

by POW POW POW September 1, 2012

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