quaffle

Either a series of queefs or one loud, massive queef.

Sally hoped that no one had heard the huge, rumbling quaffle she had ripped in the middle of class.

To amuse herself in the bathtub, Christy twisted her thigh and let out a bubbling quaffle.

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village bicycle

Everyone has taken a ride on it. A skank who will let any slob of a guy (and often ferocious bulldyke chicks too) perform the deed on her because all dongs are the same to her, she will go on the job at the drop of the hat. This slut is so stank that she could walk through a retirement home and a 90-year old with dementia will yell "TRAMP!" White, black, redneck, handicapped, gay...it does not matter to this ho. God bless you, village bicycle!

See that ho over there with all the makeup? 9 of my friends have rode that village bicycle!

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Rosie O'Donnell

Women called her the "Queen of Nice." Men called her a big fat bitch who's almost as bad as Oprah. Turns out we were right--Rosie is an obese bulldike who blames everyone else for her horrible magazine failing. Also, she told one of her assistants that people get cancer because they lie, and if they keep lying, they get it again. Currently in legal trouble like her good friend Martha Stewart.

I am going on a boat in the ocean in the hopes of spotting large humpback whales that resemble Rosie O'Donnell.

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vermin

What Richard Gere shoves up his ass.

Richard Gere made a stupid chick movie, then he went back to his trailer and shoved vermin up his ass.

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