Brett Pitman

The greatest footballer to ever exist. Hates gays, plays for Swindon town used to go to IIL.

Ur moms lover “My grandad is Brett Pitman”
Ur dads lover “Well u just got Pitmaned”

Xorcle

A "xorcle" is when you fart and sneeze at the same time.
Pronouced (zor-kuhl)

Friend 1: Yo, i xorcled so hard the other day.

Friend 2: Dude my xorcle yesterday was probably even louder bro! XD