Pnog

Short for Pornography. A further shortened version of Pornog.

I was late for my root canal appointment because I couldn't find the right Pnog to finish rubbing one out.

Last night I was waxing the flagpole to some nice Pnog.

sympto

Sympto (noun)

Inspired by COVID19 culture, a person who is exhibiting symptoms of a particular disease/sickness/disorder.

*Sees guy coughing in front of me in line at Mr.Sub*

Me: "Get the fuck away from me, you sympto"

*Friend doesn't want me to hang out because he thinks I have COVID19*

Friend: "Don't even fucking dream, think or VR about coming near me."

Me: "settle down you fucking asshole, I'm not a symptom"

Pecker Puncher

An obscure alcoholic drink.

Consists of a double shot of rye (preferably Alberta Premium) with one pickled jalapeno. Stir and enjoy.

Male Barkeep: what can I get you cuties?

Yeah bud lemme get a Pecker Puncher

Male Barkeep: Ooh, I love me a man of culture! One Pecker Puncher coming up!