Lippy Lippers

A phrase that's usually used in the context of describing ones lips, or to describe kissing.
Mostly has an adjective like "Savory" or "Ashy" in front of it.

"THEY LIPPY LIPPER INTERTWINED!"
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"You made out with him?!"

"He had very ashy lippy lippers, do not recommend!"

Hungover, and homosexual

A phrase that you use when there's a really awkward tension that's the carnage of being homosexual and hungover.

You may be not intoxicated, but you're still gay.
Consider it your first.
...Or first in a while.

"They started kissing after! They were totally hungover, and homosexual!"

"Wow! who knew they would be so awkward... wonder why, oh! they're probably hungover and homosexual."

Hetomosexual

Just another term for bisexual

Heterosexual + Homosexual basically

"He's a Hetomosexual?!"

"Yes, he's attracted to women and men!"

Deviled Tomato Worshipper

A phrase used when talking about blushing/turning red.

(There is no deviled tomato god to clarify)

"He turned as red as a deviled tomato worshipper"

"He became a deviled tomato worshipper after they kissed him!"