The Lightbody

An extremely hairy leprechaun with an affinity for thumb rings and sword fights. The excessive hair growth is believed to be the result of a "gland problem. The Lightbody's claim to fame is being the first person under 4 feet tall to successfully perform the Alaskan Pipeline on himself for three hours straight. Most visible trait is "girls hands".

Dude, is that Sasquatch's daughter??!

No, it's The Lightbody! UG-LY!