Birmingham

The dullest and most boring city on Earth, located in central England.

The town's centre is basically a game of spot the Englishman, the outer suburbs are filled with either old people or South Asian gang members.
Once a bastion of friendly & tough working class stock, now every toothpick teenager swanning around the streets is either high, carrying a knife, or both.
You can also expect to receive at least ten scornful looks for simply walking to the shops.

What's Birmingham like?
Dot: Oooh yes, I remembah when all that used to be fee-yulds it did.

What's Birmingham like?
Amir: b6z up innit blud brap brap brrrrrrap

What's Birmingham like?
Mike: >:-/ Ehhh, ye fuc--*mumbles and walks away*

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