Curb Chicken

A rare breed of Chickenhead, found perched on curbs outside of night clubs. Due to an alcohol induced lack of motor skills, Curb Chickens are found exclusively atop curbs. Curb Chickens, although a figuratively "bird," are similar to Penguins in that they cannot fly.

It should be noted Economists have set the upper limit of Curb Chicken attractiveness at 5 on a 10 point scale.

Wait a minute, is that dude trying to round up that stray Curb Chicken, or is he just trying to bum a loosey?

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