Lay on the floor with dogs

Reference made to positioning one's self around an unsavory or seedy character that may eventually lead to harm.

If my Daddy knew that I hung out with Ralph he would have surely told me, "Son, if you continue to lay on the floor with dogs, you're gonna get fleas. It's just a matter of time!"

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Yeltention

What someone says or does in order to appease the moment.

When I heard Al say he had every Yeltention of being back in the ATL by Sunday, I was positive that nigger wasn't coming back until at least Wednesday.

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Joecrastinate

A clever technique used by delaying the anticipated reaction time of another in order to affect the desired outcome. The key to this ancient method is found in the timing of one's delivery. To truly master this skillset, one must allow enough time to pass that it renders the other party helpless by making their reaction and/or response a mute point.

The guys and I have been planning our Vegas trip for almost eight months. Considering that I know how pissed my wife is going to be, I'm going to "Joecrastinate" her shit by waiting to tell her as I'm heading to the airport and sipping on a 7&7.

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