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Sleep Slut

Kind of like Sleep Walking, Except it’s when a girl that you sleep with, that doesn’t want to put out just yet, keeps placing your hand on her vagina and cupping your dick and balls with her own, in her sleep, during the entire night, sending you the "Go Time" signals. She has no recollection in the morning that her "sleep slut" hands had a mind of their own.

Girl: "You pretty much molested me all night"

Boy: "Uh yeah. you kept leading me on with your hands"

Girl: "No way?! really"

Boy: "yeah"

Girl: "gosh, I’m such a sleep slut"

by PTRCKFLNGN February 18, 2016

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