Mexican Waffle

A waffle with manbutter and syrup instead of regular butter and syrup. Best served as part of breakfast in bed.

"Hey babe, you want me to make a special breakfast for you?"

"Yeah! That'd be awesome!"

"You're right, I will make a Mexican Waffle you'll never forget. I have a special organic protein butter that makes it really unique."

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Hotpocket

When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"

"I'm about to cum..."

(She shoves his ballsac into his anus)

"HOTPOCKET!"

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Hot Pocket

When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"

"I'm about to cum..."

(She shoves his ballsac into his anus)

"HOT POCKET!"

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