Jono

The most extraordinary man of all time, generally Australian, this bogan always brings a case of beer everywhere. This sexy beast of a boy is great to have a laugh with, whether it is watching kids faceplant or saying Chris Hemsworth is the hottest man alive. Jono will be a great friend so always keep a Jono around.

Chad: you are such a Jono mate, we should pop around to me bungalow to watch the footy and have a cold one!

Bitch

A very annoying person who sucks

You're such a bitch

Book

A pain in the ass that literally nobody likes

teacher: read a book
student: YOU MONSTER!