Stephen

Stephens appear to be the quiet guy in the room when filled with members of the same gender. Once the opposite gender is introduced, they transform into a sex machine, stealing every girl and charming the hearts of all of them. Stephens may appear weak and vulnerable, but that’s because they love to be dominated in bed. A good girl would never find a Stephen to date. This is because Stephens only get laid with short, skinny, flat girls.

Girl: I have a C cup and am a model, do you think Stephen likes me?
Her mum: naw fam you not flat or short