plaguestan

From the countries who spread the delta variant across Europe and the world, the Indian sub-continent's new name in plaguestan.

I heard the UK was overwhelmed by 5-6000 infected travelling from India and Pakistan, hence the new wave of Covid.
Well, that's why they call it Plaguestan!

ear typing

When you're IM'ing a friend, and suddenly they type a load of gibberish, because they received a call, and held their smartphone to their ear, thus typing gibberish (it happened to me today)

Hey, I was chatting to Paul, when he said "xxtrrtr677867^%$Y&1222" afterwards, he told me he has been ear typing (typing with his ear)

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child-bride

A word that Urban dictionary refuse to define..

I tried to define child-bride on UD, but they refused to publish it. Doesn't stop them publishing 1000 different definitions for "nigger"!

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Carpe Nates

"Seize the Bottom" or alternatively seize the buttocks!

My girlfriend has such a nice bum, what should I do?
"Carpe Nates"