Cheese Nips

1. a type of Cheddar cheese cracker manufactured by Kraft

2. breasts covered with nipple discharge

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Jetta

a "zippy" Mexican-built car that has superb German engineering, first-rate interior materials, and is loaded with safety features.

Anyone who thinks the Jetta is solely a woman's car is gay. Men with sophistication drive Jettas, not stupid insecure rat bastards who wish they had as nice a car.

Don't let the funky moniker of the Jetta fool you--it's a great car.

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v-tec

Variable valve timing engine technology prominently used by Honda.

Preferred by lifters the world over.

V-Tec! Shit that's fast!

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wet paper towel

Smell it. What do you smell?

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baked potato

(noun) Increasing the worth of something good, specifically, another noun.

"Today is beautiful."
"A baked potato! There's a party tonight!"
or
"That girl is really smart."
"I'd have to say she's baked potato. Look how hot she is!

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PMS

(n)Time of the year where girls go chaotic
(v) Get pissed off

1.) Sally can't swim due to her PMS
2.) OMG ur PMSing Sally

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Snoof

A person of many principles, mostly of goodwill. Also, a hero in many facets.

"Hey, that Mother Theresa was a real Snoof."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger really plays a great Snoof in movies."

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