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Pablo Escobar

Pablo Escobar is a nice friend of me. We used to own a store and stuff, but when he went to America to sell some stuff, I never saw him again. He still owes me some money.

Pablo Escobar is my friend!

Pablo owes me money

by Pablo's Friend November 11, 2020

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School

Equal to Torture Chamber

John: Gonna do something today?
Frank: Just gonna get tortured by torture robots called "teachers"
John: Wait, fuck I have school today as well! Fuck!!!

by Pablo's Friend May 19, 2021


Mexican Lawnmower

A lawnmower made in mexico.

John: Wanna cut the grass with my special "Mexican Lawnmower"?
Frank: Nah.

by Pablo's Friend May 19, 2021

66👍 54👎


Magnum Deformis

A big fat species often referred to as Your Mother.

The species originally came from a distant galaxy long ago, and crashed into the earth at high speeds approximately 10,000 years ago.

Alright students; Go to page 69, cause today we are learning about Magnum Deformis.

by Pablo's Friend October 29, 2022


Magnum Deformis

A big fat species often referred to as Your Mother.

The species originally came from a distant galaxy long ago, and crashed into the earth at high speeds approximately 10,000 years ago.

Alright students; Go to side nr. 84, cause today we are learning about Magnum Deformis.

by Pablo's Friend October 8, 2022