Pablo

1. Pablo is the result of a majestic dick and a majestic pussy joining together. That is why he got a majestic 50 meter long dick.

2. Pablo has a great personality and he is definitely da best.

3. Pablo is da best at sex.

4. The legend says that the world will end when Pablo gets the ultimate boner.

5. Cristiano Ronaldo can kick a ball 100 yards, Pablo can kick Cristiano Ronaldo 1000 Kilometres.

6. They say that they built the Donghai Bridgo using Pablo's dick to hold it.

7. The Eurotunnel was excavated by Pablo's dick.

8. Pablo is so hot, that the world is getting warmer and hotter.

9. When Pablo faps it starts to rain sperm.

10. Jack and the Beanstalk is the story of how a person climbed Pablo's dick when he got his first boner and they got to Jupiter, but they thought it was the clouds.

I think that we'll go to the moon climbing Pablo's dick.

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