SAM

A Sam is a very shabby kind of person who will never be able to do a backflip while eating a lemon. If u ever date a Sam you will be sure to get many kinds of infections when looking deep into his eyes while eating a lemon. He may look at meme all day long and play fortnite but he is still a little funny or at least u laugh so that he doesn’t cry because he is a sensitive person especially when he eats lemons.

“Omg I’m so sad because my friend can do a backflip while eating a lemon but I can’t”
Other person “well it’s financial because Sam can’t do it either”

“Ohhh yay”