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When you cant curse so have to find a substitute for what you're trying to say.
You ate my last chicken nugget? Well dingalee dang darn it you son of a biscuit.
A stupid excuse for parents, who think that being an adult makes them have dominance over their kids. (Which it does, unfortunately, but still...)
Kid: Why do you get to call my brother stupid, but I can't? Parent: Because I'm the Adult. Kid: that's not a reas... Parent: (interrupts) I DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO A CHILD! BECAUSE IM THE ADULT!
When you slurp something and its just that good.
She took a big phat slurpalurpa of her drink.
A thick heavy terrible smell, that you can't describe, but know its bad.
The mom opens the cloth diaper bin as she goes to wash them and the Ricadour smell consumes her nostrils as she shuts it gagging.