calculator monkey

Stereotypically, any Asian that is amazing at any math and/or math concepts and that can compute all of these concepts without the use of the calculator. These are typically the Asians that succeed in any classes having to do with math or science with little to no work being done as it just comes naturally to them based on their genetics in these subjects. Also, you use them to help you receive good grades in classes and help them by making friends they wouldn't normally have.

Person 1: "Hey man, did you get the answer to #5, the algebraic equation?"
Person 2: "Yea, Min got the answer for me in like 10 seconds. That kid is a calculator monkey if I've ever seen one before."
Person 1: "He definitely is!"

shit snapper

A person who consistently snapchats their friends whilst taking a shit. These people use the best kind of humor to make their friends laugh, or be disgusted, both leading to comedy and amusement for both the recipient and receiver of the alleged snapchat.

Matt: “Did you just get Mike’s snapchapt lol?”
Mike C: “Yea lol he might actually be a bigger shit snapper than me!”

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