Porn

What your dad watches

Dad:*Fap*Fap*Fap
Mom: WTF are you doing!!!!!
Dad: Watching Animal Planet
Mom: O let me watch someee Animal planet
3 seconds later
Mom: I love animallllll planetttttt oh yeah!!
Kool aid jammers: Ohhh yeah that's good Porn

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Friends

What you don't have and what you wish you had

Jake Paul:Hey Jack dam you got friends
Jack: Yeah *gets gun*
Jake Paul: what you gunna use that for?
Jack: My friends ):