Pennsylvania Padiddle

A pearl necklace gone wrong. The ejaculate hits the girl in the eye leaving only one eye operative.

When I was titty-fuckin' the slut, I shot so hard I hit her in the eye and left her with a Pennsylvania Padiddle.

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Tunkhannock Tramp

A promiscuous lady from Northeast Pennsylvania

I met the slut in an internet chat room. After a few weeks, I hooked up with her in a hotel room in Wilkes-Barre. She couldn't get enough of my hose. She wanted it so much she left her kids and husband for it. What a Tunkhannock Tramp.

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hobosexual

A no good passionate bum

Judge: "What grounds do you have for divorce Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "My husband is a hobosexual, your honor"

Judge: "Don't you mean homosexual, Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "No your honor, I mean hobosexual. He's just a no good, passionate bum"

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clitty slicker

an intense female orgasm

I did everything to her that I she liked. I was licking her twat, I had one finger up her pussy and one in the stink. After the oral-finger action, she rode on top of me, I took her doggie and finished her off missionary. I gave her one hell of a clitty slicker.

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